Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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