so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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