how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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