I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There r osticjed everywhere
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Randomize
