Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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