well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
operation harelip BJ is a go
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Please don't give away my fajitas
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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