Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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