Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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