even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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