Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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