my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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