Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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