what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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