I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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