Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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