she woke up with a sticky ear
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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