I can tuck mytits in my pants
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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