some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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