i jhust puked up my retainher.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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