found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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