just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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