We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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