Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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