Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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