2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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