I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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