Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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