C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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