dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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