so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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