I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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