I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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