Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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