I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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