dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
