..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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