Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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