I wannas sexs uuuuu
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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