i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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