She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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