try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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