Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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