do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize