I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
