do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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