so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
