Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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