Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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