do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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