STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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